Words of Wisdom

On the phone with Grandma:

Her: "Darling, you had better marry a rich man!"
Me: "Grandma, we've gone over this before; I plan to be independently wealthy."
Her: "oh.. hmmm.. OOO I know.. You should have an affair with DAVID LETTERMAN!"
Me: "Love, you are a ridiculous human being.. in the best way possible."